28 November, 2017 by katelaity
The New Monster
The new monster takes some adjustment;
It thrives on fresh pine nuts and gin.
Its scales are inclined to encrustment,
But it eats all the waste in the bin.
Six heads may seem, yes, excessive —
And dangerous to some passers-by —
A creature nasty and brusque and aggressive,
But it’s certain to catch every eye!
[Image via the British Library]